What is white and fluffy and lives in the jungle?
A meringue utang.
What is yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Why has a milking stool only got three legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
As I am in Australia
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
Told you I was not ashamed!
What fruit is soft and has to be eaten quietly?
Thanks to Mr Lane
My son’s teacher.
What do you call a gun with three barrels?