Why has a milking stool only got three legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Just shows how effective it is.
As I am in Australia
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
Told you I was not ashamed!