Why has a milking stool only got three legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Tag Archives: animals
DJ5
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No?
Just shows how effective it is.
DJ4
As I am in Australia
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
Told you I was not ashamed!
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